Volcanic. Hot springs, hotter sunsets. Will spoil you rotten and feed you until the ferry leaves.
Ischia is devastated. The thermal water is now just… water.

Capri's cooler, less crowded sister in the Bay of Naples. A volcanic island where hot springs bubble up between beaches, lemon groves and pastel fishing villages. We land in Naples separately, then take the hydrofoil across together: our first joint mission.



You fly to Paris. I'm at arrivals with a convertible. We drive south into the Loire Valley and spend three nights sleeping in actual castles: the kind with four-poster beds, creaky staircases and their own vineyards.



The greenest island in Greece: a Venetian old town, olive groves running down to the water, and coves so turquoise they look edited. They are not edited. This is the “we live at the beach and make zero difficult decisions” option.



A lake in the Alps lined with 19th-century villas, cypress gardens and villages that look painted on. We take boats everywhere, eat gelato at an irresponsible rate, and pretend we're old money. George Clooney lives here: that's between him and us.


You've read the files. Now do the thing you were doing two days ago: swipe the one you'd board a plane for.
Volcanic. Hot springs, hotter sunsets. Will spoil you rotten and feed you until the ferry leaves.
Ischia is devastated. The thermal water is now just… water.
Castle collector with a convertible. Slightly dramatic. Great playlists. Technically 500 years old.
The convertible drives off into the sunset. Alone.
Green, Greek, warm-blooded. Owns a little boat. Will absolutely overfeed you. Zero difficult decisions.
Corfu says “όχι” right back. It's fine. Everything's fine.
Old money. Boats, villas, aperitivo at 7 sharp. Neighbours with George Clooney, never mentions it.
George Clooney has been informed.
p.s. Whichever you pick: I'm booking the flights.
You picked somewhere beautiful. Now I book the flights and find us a place with a view. I just need the boring-but-crucial details: airlines are romantics too, they just express it through paperwork.
Goes straight to Mathis's inbox and nowhere else: used only to book your flight and a bed with a view.